Some of these just need to be seen, because the facial expressions are everything but here are my favorite snarky lines (and some awwwwwwws) from last week’s episode.
Hayley: The fever’s back, but she’s not in any pain. She’s asking for you.
Klaus: Well, make an excuse. I don’t want my daughter to know I’ve gone off to murder witches.
Keelin: Ok, you want me to help you rob the most deadly vampire on the planet? I will pass.
Hope: Mom said you love New Orleans most of all.
Klaus: I did once, but putting your love in a place is a mistake. Being here, in our home, seeing these walls, I am reminded that it is people who are best suited to fill our hearts.
Vincent: What about Davina Claire, Elijah?
Elijah: So, you can only see me as some kind of merciless butcher?
Vincent: Yes, I do.
Elijah: I’ll be whatever you want me to be, Vincent Griffith, I’ll be the very devil himself, but make no mistake . . . I will violate everything sacred under the sun in the name of rescuing my niece.
Freya: Keelin, if you run . . .
Keelin: I know. I’ll turn all hairy. I got the threat the first time.
Vincent: I assume you told everyone to be on their best behavior?
Elijah: Oh, I told them. Now, whether or not they’ll be obedient is another thing altogether.
* Vincent, Elijah, Klaus, Hayley, and Marcel meet in the woods *
Hayley: Clearly, we’re skipping all the hugs, and hellos.
Marcel: Klaus, you’re with me. I’m not letting you out of my sight. Anyone have a problem with that? I don’t give a damn.
Klaus: I assume you embark upon this journey out of the kindness of your heart.
Marcel: There are kids in trouble, yours included.
Klaus: Its a bit late for you to suddenly care about my child, given you left her fatherless for 5 years.
Marcel: Well, speaking from experience, I figured I was doing her a favor.
Klaus: Careful. Lest your insults mar an already tentative peace.
Marcel: That’s what you do when you’re the King.
Klaus: All I see is a petulant Prince.
Marcel: Always with the insults. You never do learn.
Klaus: On the contrary, my time in your dungeon clarified my priorities. My concerns are with my child. And as for you, I can imagine no better revenge than leaving you to the endless struggle to prove yourself my better. You’re welcome, by the way.
Marcel: Do one thing for me. Tell your daughter she doesn’t need to fear me. She never did.
Keelin: Where I’m from, you make a deal, you keep it. And since I am on the most-wanted list of every psycho who wants your family dead . . . I guess I’m Team Mikaelson whether I like it or not.
. . . a bit later . . .
Freya: Its done. The ring’s altered. Keep the benefits, minus the leash.
Elijah: I managed to find an old friend. Or an enemy. I can never tell. Here’s to a wretched day.
Klaus: A wretched day, indeed.
Vincent: That’s the funny thing about our city, Marcel. Nothing ever stays buried.
Hope: The Hollow. Its here.
That last one just makes me shudder!!!!
Tune in tonight for the newest episode to see what snark comes out this week!
