Last week, we had quite a bit of our beloved snark, and this week was no different. And we even got a bonus: a passionate speech from . . . FREYA! (Since its usually one of the Sexy Trio – Klaus, Elijah, Marcel – that’s a nice change!)
So, here we go!
Vincent: What do you want?
Elijah: Can we at least pretend to be civilized?
Vincent: We’re supposed to be civil? Does Marcel know that? I’d ask him, but I can’t find him anywhere.
Elijah: It is outrageous. Where is that young man’s sense of courtesy?
Hayley: So you’re throwing a fake party in honor of a fake truce, and your guest of honor is in a dungeon?
Sofya: Late start to the day, Josh?
Josh: Ooookay. Hi. Creepy. You know normal people, like, knock.
Sofya: Normal is boring.
Josh: TomAto, tomato. Are you here to kill me?
Sofya: Now why would you think that?
Josh: That’s what you tried to do the first time we met, and its not like our friendship has evolved, so . .
and, just a bit later, Josh scores again . . .
Josh: Some construction guys sealed off the tunnels under Rousseau’s, so one plus one equals captured.
Elijah: You’ve outdone yourself.
Klaus: I’m inclined to agree. Its such a shame these lovely linens will soon be wrecked with blood.
Klaus: How the mighty have fallen. How the tables have turned. Still trying to find the right idiom.
Marcel: How about you and your fancy jacket and tie go straight to Hell.
Klaus: What goes around comes around. I think that fits.
Vincent: Any word whatsoever from Marcel Gerard.
Josh: Bingo. I was gonna look into that with the help of a certain homicidal supermodel, not that she gave me much choice. You got a plan?
Hayley: I think I need to do this part alone.
Elijah: You seem confident.
Klaus: Well, Vincent is an expert, powerful witch motivated to expose evil and protect his flock. Besides, he knows if this doesn’t work, we’ll be forced to kill everyone here.
Klaus: Sofya Voronova, I presume. I am so glad the lack of invitation didn’t deter you from attending.
* later *
Sofya: He didn’t come home last night, either.
Klaus: Well, perhaps he’s simply avoiding you. You should try not to be so clingy.
Dominic: Vincent tells me you requested a private audience.
Elijah: Yes, private, yes. And you brought these two fascinating Neanderthals.
Dominic: Given your reputation, one can never be too careful.
Vincent: Unless you have something to worry about. Which you do, because you’re the High Priest of The Hollow.
Klaus: So tell me exactly how much of this cursed rose bush is there?
Sofya: Enough to kill you, and your whole family ten times over.
Freya: Vincent.
Vincent: He’s up there. Probably cutting a deal, or killing somebody. Either way, we ain’t really got anything to talk about.* a few seconds later, Freya gives her speech *
Freya: And you, Vincent? Have all your battles been free of casualties? Because, if so, congratulations, it must be nice. You know, in my experience, I’ve learned survival comes at a price, just like love, and family, and basically anything else. But at the end of the day, we only answer to ourselves.
Keelin: He seems nice, want me to break his legs?
Elijah: Tell me what it wants.
Dominic: The Hollow has laid dormant for a long time, it needs to feed.
Elijah: The poor dear.* later *
Dominic: Vincent now. Marcel later. Do we have a deal, Elijah?
Klaus: Sofya says you’ve come to kill me. Its a good thing one isn’t judged by the competence of their enemies. I’d be rather insulted.
Klaus: Tell me, do you hate me on general principal, or was it something I said?
Elijah: This enemy is a dark force. Can’t be bargained or reasoned with. I don’t bargain. And I’m done with reason.
And, I don’t know about you . . . but when Mr Awesome Scruff said “And I’m done with reason,” my heart fluttered a little. We’re gonna see Elijah go medieval on a BUNCH of folks, me thinks. And, I for one, am looking forward to it!
