Elijah: KOL! Would you PLEASE?! * screaming stops * Thank you.
R: Hasn’t Nik suffered enough?
K: Yes, but I’ve died . . . twice, and I’m not about to give Marcel a shot at a third.
J: Well, thanks for waiting and not just, you know, killing him.
E: We’re only monsters by neccessity, Joshua.
*a little bit later*
J: Why do you guys even need me? I know I’m adorable, but I’m extremely small potatoes.
Cami: You just had to piss him off again, didn’t you?
*a little bit later*
Cami: It’s ok to admit. You know, patient confidentiality. And, you know, I’m dead.
Klaus: I miss you, Camille.
Klaus: I’m not a light. I am darkness. Made flesh.
Elijah: Kol, would you . . . ?
Kol: Happy to stay and have a drink and eviscerate anyone who tries to follow you.
Kol: * snaps Josh’s neck * You’re lucky Davina liked you.
Kol: Marcel could be shredding our family to pieces as we speak!
Rebekah: Or perhaps they simply don’t have cell service in a drainage pipe.
Klaus: Thank you for not abandoning me.
Rebekah: Well, we did consider it. The vote was rather close. *kisses Klaus on cheek*
